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Subject: *SHAYRI n JOKES ZONE*
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aysha111 30.09.10 - 06:40am
Santa ne apni Biwi ko dost ke sath dekh dost ko goli maar di.
Wife-apne gusse par kabu rakho varna 1 din sare dosto se hath Dho bethoge. 
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aysha111 30.09.10 - 06:43am
Jab Dil Udas Ho Humse Bat Kar Lena,
Jab Dil Chahe Mulakat Kar Lena,
Rahte He Apke Dil Ke Kisi Kone Me Hum,
Waqt Mile To 1 nazar Talash Kar Lena. *
suraj242 4.10.10 - 01:52am
Aaj baadlaon ke aaghosh mein
chaand ko sotay dekha,
taaraon ko bhari raat mein rote dekha..
Jise maine chaaha ek muddat
beetnay tak,aaj usey maine
kisi aur ka hote dekha..
Jiski aarzoo mein ek umr gawaadi,
usko seep ke saath gehraaiyaon mein khhotay dekha..
Jis moti ko sambhaale rakha
apna muqaddar jaan kar,
kisi aur ko wo moti apne haar
mein pirootay dekha!!*--- *
suraj242 4.10.10 - 01:55am
yu to koi gila nahi hai
par tu bhi aaya nahi hai
sanso ke dard ko tune jana nahi hai
guzarisho ko bhi mana nahi hai
aaj juban pe tera nam nahi hai
kyoki tu mere pyar ke layak nahi hai*--- *
aysha111 4.10.10 - 06:22am
wow. Superb suraj ji. *
aftab_23 4.10.10 - 08:55am
Hum ne dekhi toh nahi
Rashm - e - Vafa
Aap kehte ho toh
achhi hi hogi ...! *
aftab_23 4.10.10 - 09:02am
Maine Junun me bhi tera Raaz Chhupaya ,
Jo baat Udi _ hai Wo tere hi
Ghar se Udi _ hai ...!! *
aftab_23 4.10.10 - 11:43am
Mai is bebasi ki duniya me
kaise jiyun Mohsin & Suraj
Yahan sukun to milta H
magar sab kuch lut
jane k baad ..!! *
aftab_23 4.10.10 - 11:55am
Meri awargi mai kuch
kasoor tumhara bhi hai
Tumhari Yaad aati hai
My love to Ghar
achha nahi lagta ...! *
aftab_23 4.10.10 - 12:07pm
Height of dhoka...
Hostel studnt 2 his frnd
yaar dhoka ho gaya
frnd - Kyun ?
Studnt - Yaar kitab k paise
mangvaaye the , Gharwalo ne
kitab bhej di 
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aysha111 4.10.10 - 04:20pm
superb aftab ji. Lagta hai aapne he kitab ke paise mangwaye honge. *
romeio.1 4.10.10 - 04:54pm
..nice... *
aftab_23 5.10.10 - 04:32am
Bivi ko thappad maar pati
bola
Aadmi use hi maarta he jise
wo Pyar karta he
Bivi ne B 2 kinch k maari
or boli
Aap kya samajte he me
Aap se Pyar nahi karti 
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aftab_23 5.10.10 - 04:42am
Child
Mom is Diwali me hum saare
phatake isi Shop se lege
Mom
Lekin beta ye to Girls hostel he
Child
lekin PAAPA to kehte he k
saare PHATAKE yahi rehte he
hahaha wht joke boys *
aftab_23 5.10.10 - 04:53am
Banta : Duniya me sab se dukhi admi kaun hai ?
Santa : bechare Ricksha wale !
Banta : kese ?
Santa : kyun ki ladki kuwari ho ya married BHAIYA hi bulati hai ... *
aftab_23 5.10.10 - 10:20am
Ladkiya ek dusre ko Gift
deti he ,
Flower
Perfume
Necklece
Earings
Suit
Ladke kya Gift dete he
ek dusre ko ,
Ye le Ladki ka Number
bas mera naam mat lena .. *
aftab_23 6.10.10 - 04:44am
Jawab na de sako to
sawal mat karna ,
Inkar na sun sako to
Izhar mat karna ,
Tut jate he aksar logo k Dil
Isliye nibha na sako to
Pyar mat karna ... *
aftab_23 6.10.10 - 04:54am
Teri Pyari si Dosti
kese Bhul jau ,
Pal-Pal tumhari Yadon me
Q na Aau ,
Ae Dost teri Dosti
Sabse Pyari hai ,
Phir tumhe apni Yaad
Q na dilau ... *
aftab_23 6.10.10 - 05:06am
Pyaar se bada koi
Dhoka nahi hota ,
Bewafai se bada koi
Tohfa nahi hota ,
Kabhi na Thukrana
Dosto ko ,
Kyun k isse bada Duniya me
Koi Bharosa nahi hota ...
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aftab_23 6.10.10 - 10:29am
Mere DIL ki One Condition
Usme Kisi Ko Nahi Parmition
Shirf Tujeh Hai My Love
Admition ,
Woh Bhi Bina Koi Donetion .. *
aftab_23 7.10.10 - 06:15am
Teacher 2 Jack
Tum me kuch kamiya H ,
Jack nxt day
Coat pant
pehan k aata H
Teacher : What's this ?
Jack : Raymond ,
The Complete Man ... *
aftab_23 7.10.10 - 06:22am
1 ladke ne 1 hasina ko
Dekh kar arz kiya ...
Teri Smile me kya Chamk H
Wo muskura k boli ...
Bhaiya mere TOOTHPASTE me Namak H ... *
raza444 11.10.10 - 03:34pm
ek teacher school men bachon se keh raha tha ke maine baday baday gadhon ko insan bana diya tum to ho kiya cneez. yeh bat school ks bahar jarahay kumhar ne sunli jo gadha palta tha. woh teacher ke pas aya aur bola sahab mere gadhe ko bhi in san bana do . teacher ne kaha theek hai ek sal me ban jayega. teacher ne gadhe kobech khaya. ek sal bad woh ktmhar aya to teacher ne kaha tumhara gadha to tehseeldar ban gaya. kumhar tehseel per gaya aur tehseeldar se bola aray kalua [gadhe ka nam] yahan baithe ho .teseeldar ne dant lagai kaun badtameez hai bahar nikalo. kumhar bola sharafat ka zamana nahin hai sale ko gadhe se insan banwaya to ab pehchanta nahin. *
aysha111 11.10.10 - 06:25pm very nice @ raza444 ji. *
romeio.1 11.10.10 - 06:26pm
Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D *
romeio.1 11.10.10 - 06:34pm
Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai. *
aysha111 11.10.10 - 06:37pm very nice romeo ji. *
romeio.1 11.10.10 - 06:41pm
SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ?
BaNtA : JUb sE BoSs nE MuJhE nOkRi sE nIkALnE kI dHAMkI dI hA *
romeio.1 11.10.10 - 06:43pm
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA.. *
aysha111 11.10.10 - 06:48pm jiyadatar jokes santa or pappu par he kyou hote hai.? @ romeo ji *
romeio.1 11.10.10 - 06:55pm
..Mujhe kya pata wo to santa aur papu ko puchna padega... Aysha ji *
romeio.1 11.10.10 - 07:01pm
Samosa said to aaloo:
jb me fry hta hun to tmhen cover kr ke garam oil se bacha leta hun. Bcoz i luv u.
Aaloo said:
jb log tmhen fry hne ke foran bad khatay han to me bhi unki zban aur munh jala deta hun. I luv u2
Moral of the story
in dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen. Samosa thora thanda kr ke khayen:D *
romeio.1 11.10.10 - 07:08pm
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all d best
Girl: All da best to u too
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But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
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Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.. ;-) *
aysha111 12.10.10 - 04:54am
romeo ji @ aap hum ladkiyo ke khilaf bagawat kar rahe hai. *
mohsin14 14.10.10 - 09:58am
DABANG SMS:
Jaldi hame sms kare wrna aap ke mobile me itne chhed karenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki charger kaha lagaye aur earphone kaha pe..;-)
Ha ha ha.. *
mohsin14 14.10.10 - 10:01am
Santa omlet bana raha tha,
usne anda toda to anda khali nikla.
Snta hairan hokar bola- GHOR
KALYUG, ab murgia bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hain.
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mohsin14 14.10.10 - 10:04am
Ladkiyo ki Ada hame pasand Nahi
Ladkiyo se Baate hume pasand nahi,
Ye To Dosto ki Zid hai ki BHABHI chahiye,
Warna hume LADAKI PATANA pasand Nahi....@ *
mohsin14 15.10.10 - 06:45am
Ek tha Raja
Ek thi Rani
Donon mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Neechay kya lash dhoond rahay ho??? Bola na kahani khatam.
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mohsin14 15.10.10 - 06:49am
Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?
Doosra Aadmi bola:
Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati haiDoosari bigarti hai to SHUROO ho jati hai
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mohsin14 15.10.10 - 06:52am
Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar haijia bekarar hai aja moray balma tera intezar hai.
Girl of 2010 : Aye bahar haijia bekarar hai aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai.
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mohsin14 15.10.10 - 06:53am
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola
Sahebji, sahebji kutteji ne murgiji ko pakar liya hai
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mohsin14 15.10.10 - 06:55am
Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with T.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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mohsin14 15.10.10 - 06:57am
Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???
Pathan herat se Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.
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romeio.1 15.10.10 - 12:38pm
Teachr: giv a example of Active Voice and Pasive Voice..
Studnt Reply:active voice TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN MERE DILKA LE GAYA CHAIN..
Pasive voiceMERE DIL KA LE GAYI CHAIN TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN...!!!! =))
...
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aysha111 15.10.10 - 06:33pm *
romeio.1 16.10.10 - 07:30am
Arrange Marriage::
5,00,000 Shadi par
1,00,000 Sangeet Lagane par
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or 50,000 Shadi ki Rasmon pe
Yani Shadi k 3 Dino ka kharcha,
Rs.6,50,000
shadi k 1 din ka kharcha 216666.66
1 Ghante ka 9027.77
or 1 Minute ka 150.46
Ufff!
Love Marriage ::
Sirf 120 rupay ka Stamp paper . ;-)
Paisa Aapka
Pasand Aapki *
mohsin14 19.10.10 - 07:01am
Father- Beta agar sasural waale
Scootar de to Car mangna,
Shop de to Ghar,
Cooler de to AC mangna.
Son- Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya uski MAA ko manglu.
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mohsin14 19.10.10 - 07:07am
Police:Khabar hai k aapke ghar me visphotak samagari hai.
Santa-Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maike gyi H *
mohsin14 19.10.10 - 07:07am
Sadhu-kuch daan karo Beta?
Santa Ne Jeb Se 5/-Nikal K De Diye
SADHU-Khush Hoke Maang Beta Kya Mangta He?
Santa-Babaji,Mere 5/-wapas De Do
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rags007 20.10.10 - 11:46am
Sirf gulab mohabbat ka paigam nahi hota. Yun hi kisi ko kisi par aitbar nahi hota. Ye to hota hai dil ki nirmal bhawnao se. Warna yun hi RADHA - KRISHNA ka naam nahi hota. *
