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Subject: *SHAYRI n JOKES ZONE*
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mohsin14 24.10.10 - 05:26am
Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50 hajar Santa: agar plstic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kr chipka bi Lena.. *
mohsin14 24.10.10 - 05:27am
1 darzi logon k kapde lekr farar hogya
Koi kehta meri pant,
Koi kehta meri Shirt,
1 Santa bhi Ro raha tha Logo ne puchha Q Ro Rahe ho?
Santa:mera naap le gaya.
*
mohsin14 24.10.10 - 05:29am
Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko KHUJLI Karte Dekh Raha Tha
Aadmi Ne Use Bula K Pucha-KHUJLI H Kya
Waiter-SAAB, Agar Menu Me Likhi H To Zarur Milega.
*
mohsin14 24.10.10 - 05:30am
Teacher:Montu tere Papa kya krte hai?
Montu:Sir HDFC ke Malik hai!
Teacher:WAH! HDFC Bank?
Montu:Nahi Sir, Henu Dahibade & Faryali Center. *
mohsin14 24.10.10 - 07:14am
1 Good News & 1 Bad News..
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Good News- Big Bazar Me 1KG Tamatar K Saath NOKIA N96 Free
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Bad News- 1KG Tamatar Rs. 29,999/- Only *
mohsin14 24.10.10 - 07:17am
1 MURGA Pakda
Tokri Me Band
KIya
Wo Niche Se NikaL GAya
Fir Pakda
Niche Se NikAL
Gaya
Gussa Aaya
PAkda
Kaata
PAkaya
Khaaya
MagAr
Fir bHI Niche Se NikaL GAya.
*
romeio.1 25.10.10 - 03:26am
Registration behind evry gal iz absolutly free in college..
Though a guy vil nt speak to d gal evn once bt she is always referd as
MERI WALI/TERI WALI... *
romeio.1 25.10.10 - 03:30am
This Msg is ONLY For Fathers!
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R You A Father?
Nahi Na?
Then Why Are You Reading this msg ?
Shoq to Dekho ABBA Banne ka. :-D *
romeio.1 25.10.10 - 07:31pm
Ishq hai to Pyar hai,
Pyar hai to Mohabbat he
Mohabbat hai to Dard he
Dard he to ZANDU BAMB he
or
...
ZANDU BAMB HAI TOH
MUNNI BADNAM HAI..... *
romeio.1 26.10.10 - 12:49pm
A highly successful flirter was once asked: Which one is your best girl friend?
He replied: The next one
Moral: Always aim high, continuously improve your performance guys *
aysha111 27.10.10 - 02:31pm
romeo jiiiiii. *
romeio.1 27.10.10 - 02:53pm
.. Aysha mara kyu *
mohsin14 27.10.10 - 04:52pm
Ladko ka Dil mandir ki tarah hota hai...
Pavitra aur Sachcha
Isliye to jab ladke I love u kehte hai...
To ladkiya apni sandal utaar leti hai..! *
mohsin14 28.10.10 - 01:11pm
Ek Garib Admi'JOCKEY' ki chaddi laya aur pure gaaon me dhoti utha-uthakar dikhane lga
ghar aaya almaari kholi to behosh..
Aila! chaddi to almaari me hai! *
suraj242 28.10.10 - 11:05pm
*
romeio.1 29.10.10 - 06:48am
Man says to God: God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God says: So you would love her.
But God, the man says, why did you make her so dumb?
God says: So she would love you. :D *
mohsin14 15.12.10 - 11:42am
Train chali
bheed badhi.
itne me break lage,
1 ladka ladki se ja takraya.
Ladki boli- janwar ho kya.
Ladka- Jaanto tum ho,
Hum to war hai..!! *
mohsin14 15.12.10 - 11:43am
Bv:Aj Koi Shair Sunao
Pati-Abhi Ni
Bv:Sunao Na
P-lo sunO
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh pe
Mar jauga mai sanam.
*
mohsin14 15.12.10 - 11:45am
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata.
Admi-Din me bhi kat rhe HO?
Macchar-Kya kru ghr me Maa-Baap Bimar Hai,bhen Jawan Hai Or Ladke walo Ne 1 litr khoon dahej Me Manga hai.. *
mohsin14 15.12.10 - 11:48am
1 Ladka AYSHA ko dekhne gaya,
Thodi der chup baithe ke baad bola= English chalegi na?
AYSHA(Sharmate huye)= Soda saath me ho to Desi bhi chalegi..
*
aysha111 15.12.10 - 03:58pm Mohsin ji.lol *
mohsin14 16.12.10 - 04:30am.....sry ....aysha... 
.. *
aysha111 16.12.10 - 11:08am its ok *
mohsin14 16.12.10 - 12:25pm joke acha tha.... *
aysha111 21.12.10 - 09:36am
Santa Banta se : Tu to office me bada sher bankar ghumta hai. ghar me kiya ho jaata hai.
Banta: Ghar me bhi hota to sher hi hu. Bas DURGA Maa sawaar ho jati hai. *
mohsin14 29.12.10 - 10:02am
Ek Din Shayar Apni Biwi Se Bola,
Ea Janesanam Hata Lo Apni Enn Julfon Ko,
Apne Chahre Se, Ma Kasam Agli Bar,
Khane Mein Baal Aaye To Sajni Se Gajni Bana Duga.
*
mohsin14 29.12.10 - 10:03am
Tum Se Tasveer Dil Behlane,
Ke Liye Nahin Mangi Thhi.
Bachche Zid Karen To Unhe,
Daraane Ke Kaam Aani Thhi. *
mohsin14 29.12.10 - 10:07am
Train Aur Ladies Mein Kya Samanta Hain?
Train Late Hoti Hain To Makeup Karti Hain.
Lady Makeup Karti Hain To Late Hoti Hain
*
mohsin14 29.12.10 - 10:07am
Hum Doston Ko Bahut Buri Saza Dete Hain,
Wah Wah!! Irshad Irshaad,
Hum Doston Ko Bohut Buri Saza Dete Hain,
Juta Nahin Maarte, Bus Moza Sungha Dete Hain.ab bol wah wah....... *
aysha111 29.12.10 - 06:22pm
Ha ha. Ab me wah wah nahi karungi. Ab me ewww 
karungi. 
*
aysha111 29.12.10 - 06:23pm
lagta hai mohsin ji apko apke kisi dost ne moza sungha diya hoga. *
mohsin14 30.12.10 - 04:20am
mene sunghaya tha..........Q ki sher ke pass aane ki kisiki takat nhi he hahaha *
aysha111 30.12.10 - 08:42am Mitti ka sher. *
mohsin14 30.12.10 - 11:42am
To tum kis chiz se bani he lohe se......hahaha.... *
mohsin14 31.12.10 - 03:38pm
Itni umar me dant bhi gir gaye .....oh...itni jaldi..... *
aysha111 31.12.10 - 04:01pm
Mohsin ji *
mohsin14 31.12.10 - 04:03pm
Ye danda hath me nhi tumhare sar pe jor se patko thik ho jayega...hahaha *
mohsin14 1.01.11 - 05:36pm
Lagta he sar pe patak diya hehehe *
aysha111 2.01.11 - 03:59pm ye lo Mohsin ji, ye hathoda apke sar par patak diya. Ha ha ha ha, apko me group ka Moderator bana rahi hu. Ok *
mohsin14 2.01.11 - 04:38pm
hahaha ye lo doro mere piche hahahaha *
aysha111 4.01.11 - 06:55am
Nahi bhag sakte ho tum *
mohsin14 4.01.11 - 08:12am....
thank god....beth gaya car me....ab kisi ki takat nhi pakad sake.....frrrrrrrrrr *
mohsin14 4.01.11 - 08:21am
ZINDAGI MEIN RAASTAY KAISE BHI HO GUZAR JAYEGE. 1 DIN CHUPKE SE HUM BHI MAR JAYEGE. AJ REHTEIN HAI YAR KE DIL MEIN YAAD BAN KAR. KAL AANSOO BAN KAR ANKHON SE NIKAL JAYEGE *
mohsin14 4.01.11 - 08:31am
Andhe ke hath me TORCH,
Bahare ke hath me RADIO,
Gunge ke hath me MIKE,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME MOBILE
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!! *
mohsin14 4.01.11 - 08:32am
Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed.
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
3 I have always seen u as a friend
4 I already have a boy friend
5 We should concentrate on studies
6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.
Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed..
1 Yes
2 Yes
3 Yes
4 Yes
5 Yes
6 Yes
This proves that guys are better humans than girls and they believe more in spreading love *
mohsin14 4.01.11 - 08:33am
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?..
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do. *
mohsin14 4.01.11 - 08:35am
Achaanak bijli chali gayi to mombattiya jala
di gayi garmi tej thi isi beech ek mehmaan
ne kaha- Bhai, pankhe to chala do
Mejbaan ne mudkar badi gambheerta se kaha-
Pankhe chalane se mombattiya bujh jayengi *
mohsin14 4.01.11 - 10:49am
Sardar-
Muje e.mail bnana hy
Sardar
Sardarg
Sardar123
Sardarabc
Koe b nhe mil rha
Major Rohail-
Tum AKALMAND SARDAR try kro
100% mil jye ga *
mohsin14 4.01.11 - 10:50am
Pyar ke season me apne love guru se janiye kitna gehra hai ap dono mai pyar?
Type Love (Ur Name+ Partner's Name) & send it 2 your Papa's No. wohi batayenge asli gehrai *
mohsin14 4.01.11 - 10:51am
Car Se takrakar kabutar behosh ho gaya.
Kisi ne usay uthakar pinjare mai may rakh diya.
Hosh aane par Aalila me jail mai, car wala mar gaya kya?
hahahahah *
